This is a Job Application For Poker Room Manager!
High end coffee bar is a business already.
The back of the coffee bar should open into back or side of the poker room.
Self service for many items on the poker room side.
SECRET FOR THOSE IN THE KNOW: Some items are for sale in the coffee counter are free in the back of the poker room for players.
24/7 to go coffee is a business already.
Idiotic Ideas in Las Vegas:
Stopping people from stealing free coffee
“Coffee for players only!” – Trespass homeless people that are causing a problem.
There should be a secret room in the back of the poker room that isn’t advertised.
Small lounge with private access to the service bar
Cigar lounge
Smoking lounge
Private smoking lounge.
1. Nits are essentially bad for the room, but can be used to advantage.
2. Don’t have promotions that encourage nits [leather ass freerolls]
This sign should be posted in the card room:
Poker is a game enjoyed by civilized ladies and gentlemen. We must insist that all players hold themselves to an elevated standard of decorum. Be polite and treat others with courtesy and dignity – even when they suck out.
Please, “English only” near the table while a hand is in progress.
No digital devices of ANY kind while at the table [except doctor prescribed medical equipment]. This includes devices for texting, phone calls, laptops, headphones (wired or wireless), Bluetooth anything, computers, video recorders, cameras, or music devices. Please step away from the game. You can text between hands, but if your device is out on the table or the rail, the dealer is instructed to deal you out, 100% of the time – or they will be written up if they don’t. No exceptions. Please do not cry at the table. You can come in next hand when your device is put away. Trust us, this policy will make the games better for everyone.
From the management: “Sorry nerds. This place is for having fun. Talk to humans.”
This is a private establishment. We reserve the right to ask any one to leave at any time, and for any reason.
Be nice – especially to new players – or you’ll get kicked the fuck out.
Should have a lot of choices. Lots of different sandwiches, fried foods, pastas, rice. California style is correct. It must be affordable.
MUST MUST MUST be 24/7. It is an insane dereliction of duty to not have food service 24/7 in the poker room.
Should have takeout available
There should be a deli counter where customers can order food. The same menu is available in the poker room + secret items.
Almost all poker rooms don’t have enough space between tables
Almost all poker rooms don’t clean the rolling trays well enough. They need to be made SPOTLESS every day, essentially sanitized.
There should be paper towel rolls, anti-bacteria squirter stands, and handiwipes available at all times for guests